Difference between Christianity and Christ?

Mr. Free Man: 


$1000 TIMELESS OFFER: I'll donate said amount to the charity, church, temple, THEOLOGY school, or OTHER in the name of the one that can show evidence of 100% congruence between Christianity and the Teachings of Christ.


Mr. Nuthinew:


My friend Rev. Okeydoke wanted me to tell you he'd take you up on that timeless offer. He'd respond hisself but he ain't got no facebook account. He over my shoulder as I'm typin now...

"Mr. Free-man, 

I could sho use dat dere money fuh to hep me out while Ise be goin hither and thither spreadin the good news. See, I ain't much fo drivin (cuz my license got revoked) an I can't ride a bike on a counta my hemorrhoids. But I know you ain't tryin ta hear bout none o'that. 

Point is, to answer yo querstion, that Christianity ain't practiced the same ehwhere. Fak o'the matter is I spek don't nobody practice my religion lak I do. See - when one finds a way of life dat works fo him, he ain't tryin to do it no other way. When I goes an speaks ta folk about what Jesus done did fo me - I don't tellem they gots to do it my way. On the contrary - I tells em they gots to find they own way. Its like habbin somebody to go find out how to do stuff fo you de time. At some point you gots to go find out fo yoself, especially if you wanna be sho you got it right. So I tells em - don't take it from me - go straight to yo Father an asks Him fo yosef. Dat be the Christianity I practice, an as far as I can tell it don't differ to much from how my great grand-brother Jesus went about it. He lef me a note somewhere's encouragin me fo I was born that I was gonna do even greater thangs than him. No I ain't ENTIRELY sho bout that... but I is on the internet."


Mr. Free Man:


Oh boy Eric... that Rev Okeydoke is on the money, and he sounds to be pretty darned on point with the teachings of Jesus Christ... cause that DEFINITELY aint the Christian way. I wonder his views on Muslims, Jews and OTHER. Cause Christianity MAKES THEM ALL WRONG, ain't no wiggle room there.


Mr. Nuthinew:


Him say it ain't but one way to God - an that's to tell the truf. All dat organized religion stuff ain't no different than the tower of Babel - man gettin full of himsef an tryin ta take the place of the creator by bussin inta hebbin an stealin the fire fo himsef.

But his Muslim friend, Al B. Shonuff and his rabbi friend, Kosher Foreal, an his Buddhist friend, Om Darealdeal - all ovem say da same: Dat Jesus came through to wake folk up an stop sellin theyselves short by worshippin perpetrators an slavin to politicians dressed as priests. Him said the way to be free is ta let that stuff go an know yosef the way God know you. Him showed what real love was all about.

Now Rev. Okeydoke still call hissef a Christian but he like to tho in ery once in a while that he ain't of the KKK kind, or any other o them demonimations.